raininjuarez:

“For god’s sake no.  No.  You’re much too young.  Much, much too young for me. God, I could be your father.  Grandfather, even.”

“Too young?  Don’t flatter yourself; I’m not looking for a partner or a meaningful relationship, old man.  I’m looking to get fucked, by someone who knows how. Someone without training wheels.  Think you can handle that gramps?  Take out your cock.  Now.”